The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding,
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead
of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around
to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a cop.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"Yeah right. Who gives a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man