Things to do in the bathroom stall...
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    HAAAAARRRRRRRR Array Mischa's Avatar
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    Things to do in the bathroom stall...

    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

    2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

    4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

    5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

    6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

    8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

    9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

    11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

    13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

    14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

    15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

    16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

    17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

    18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

    20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
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    I like #7 and #10 .

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    OMG. I was in a stall, and then remembered this stuff and started cracking up...
    I bet the guy next to me was damn freaked out!
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    very nice...they're all damn good...i'd pay to see the reactions on the peoples faces!!

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    OH YEAH!
    I like to see someone do #20!
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    you're f--kin hilarious!!! hahaha

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