Well, sort of.
We've all seen the ads where the little gremlins or whatever heat up the asphalt and the bike tips over right?
Parked at work today, in the front parking lot, went out an hour later, and a bottomless (or so it looked) freaking sinkhole about 6" round and a meter deep opened up under my kick stand, tipping the bike over and breaking a turn signal and scratching some plastic. My first drop, and I wasn't even there.
Just venting...thanks. Carry on.