Well the nurse said my friends came by when I was having my nap and they said that there was really good riding “down south” so she drew a map on my hand and packed me up and sent me on my way…
But the map washed off in the rain…. Lots of rain
And the roads were funny, all twisted
and going round and round on themselves.
Some people said that this is where Helen keeps her mountain, but I think they were fooling me, I didn’t see any mountain, and mountains are big so I think if it was there I’d have seen it… silly buggers. That’s to bad cause I hear that she’s a real Saint..
And now I’m in some place called or*ee*gon……
Hmmm …. I hope she comes and finds me soon, it’s nearly time for my meds….
And I like my meds!