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    That new bike smell Array mondocycle's Avatar
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    Women are Evil

    Women Are Evil By Nature

    A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She
    gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
    seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

    "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with
    both hands.

    "Actually, no," he replied.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
    hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I
    can do?"

    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
    forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers
    into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

    "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    towels in the ladies' room."
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    thats just nasty.

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    Quality Nice!

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    Ugh. Funny but gross.
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