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    The Queen vs Bush

    George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
    "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".
    To which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
    George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
    The Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".
    Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
    The Queen, getting a little hacked off by now replied "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

    Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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