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    blue owl

    2 black eyed guy's.....

    2 black eyed guys were on a plane, right.....

    A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
    Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices
    immediately that the guy next to him has a
    black eye, too.

    He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
    have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was
    a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket
    counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
    magnificent breasts in the world was there. So,
    instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to
    Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like
    two pickets to Tittsburgh'........... So she socked me
    a good one."

    The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
    Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
    table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me
    a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said,
    "You ruined my life you evil fat slut'."

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