2 black eyed guy's.....
2 black eyed guys were on a plane, right.....
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices
immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was
a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket
counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
magnificent breasts in the world was there. So,
instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to
Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like
two pickets to Tittsburgh'........... So she socked me
a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me
a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said,
"You ruined my life you evil fat slut'."