A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend drinking
with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was shouted at non-stop for nearly two hours regarding his actions.

Finally,his wife stopped the nagging and said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or
three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

So, Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

By Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that he could see her a little out of the corner of his black left eye.