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    No ear baby

    Little Johnny's neighbours had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
    When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.

    Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
    and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as
    mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word, 'ears', he
    would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
    Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

    When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'

    The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnny.'

    Little Johnny said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
    Can he see?' asked Little Johnny.

    'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

    'That's great', said Little Johnny, 'cuz he'd be f***** if he needed glasses.'
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    yeah read that one before.

    great laugh for a slow thursday
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

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    that little johnny sure is a little fucker. But he makes me laugh

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