Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India: Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France: gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia: Very wide and borders are now unpatrolled, but who wants to go.
After 70, she becomes Tibet: A mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge would dare to visit.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like America: ruled by a dick.