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    Geography of Women

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India: Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France: gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.

    Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia: Very wide and borders are now unpatrolled, but who wants to go.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet: A mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
    spiritual knowledge would dare to visit.


    Between 1 and 80, a man is like America: ruled by a dick.
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