Vulgarities below... You've been warned.
The neighbour below me has his music blasting so loud that it feels like I'm throwing a party. This has been going on for the last 5 hours. The motherfucker is getting evicted for loud music in a few days, but until then I still have to live here!
The manager can't do shit, the prick didn't open the door when I knocked on it 4 hours ago. Called the cops right after I knocked on his door, they said they would be "coming". Just called them back and got a "sorry sir, we've had a few priority calls" response. They're still "coming".
I'm very tempted to go down there and knock on the door until either the prick opens it or it breaks down, and then proceed to beat the living shit out of this motherfucker. Now, legally speaking, what's the worst that could happen? I don't particularly want a record, but I do want some sleep for fucks sake!