I tried to DL a MotoGP race and instead I ended up DLing a Moto K1 kick boxing event. I like MMA so I decided to watch it anyway and the fight commentator was too funny. He seemlessly interjects these witty comments.
Just picture a Scottish/British accent:
"he has more jabs than a typhoid clinic"
"he has more kicks than a can-can dancer"
"beautiful body shot. Belly button through the back here"
"he's got more kick than a chorus line"
"he just opened up like a house on fire"
"he's takin more knocks than a front door"
"that uppercut went up so high, St. Peter had to knock it back down"
"he's got more combinations than a MacDonald's menu"
"his uppercuts just aren't getting through that virgin's defense"
"he has more crosses than the Vatican"
"he's got more hooks than a pirates convention"
"he doesn't ask you for the time, he just takes your watch. That man is a bully"
"(after fighter has been kicked in the balls) he wanted to be a farmer and boy oh boy, he just got himself a couple of acres."
"he's a nasty fighter. He'd send a get well card to a hypochondriac"
"he took more shots than an alcoholic"
Needless to say these fights were worth watching just for the commentating.