Subject: Newfie Sailor
Newfie goes down to the Grand Bank wharf looking for work and comes up to this captain of a fishing boat and says, 'Hey Capt'n got any work fer me?'
The captain gives him a 28 page job application and says 'Fill this out and bring it back to me'.
So two days later the Newfie brings it back and gives it to the captain.
The captain takes a quick look at it and says 'OK, you're hired, now go on board and find something to do.'
Just then, this Japanese guy comes up to the captain and says, 'Lookie wok, need wok.'
The captain tells him 'OK you're hired.'
The Newfie is standing right there and asks the captain 'Hey, you made me fill out a 28 page job application and you just hired this guy like that, why?
Captain replies 'He's got an honest face'
The Newfie sighs and walks onto the boat, right upset.
A few days later, they're out to sea and the Newfie is up in the crow's nest looking for icebergs and the Japanese guy is down on the deck mopping the deck. Just then, this great big wave comes along and washes the Japanese guy overboard.
The Newfie gets down out of the crow's nest and walks into the captain's office and tells him 'Remember that Japanese guy you hired with the honest face?
Well, he just fucked off with your mop!'