Its a kids first day working at the superstore, fresh out of high school
The Manager decides he'll show him the paces
Son, here at the Superstore your job is to up sell the customer
here I ll show you an example see that guy over there...he looks a little lost, lets see if we can give him a hand, Ill show you the ropes
manager walks up "how you doing sir"
hi, just here for some lawn seed
"well Ill show you where it is and sells him the top of line lawn seed, then the manager asks any chance you'd like a new lawn mower with that"
the guy thinks well why not, growing me some grass might as well have a new lawn mower too
manager sells him the top of the line lawnmower
"see son thats how its done,we try and get every dollar out of every customer that walks through that door"
hey theres a guy that looks a little lost , why don't you go see if you can help him
kid walks up, how you doing today sir
guy says fine ummm a little embarrassed, my wife sent me here to buy some tampons
kid says "oh sure there over here in aisle 5 and shows him the selection"
guy grabs the Tampax and starts to walk away and the kid says "hey any chance I can sell you a lawnmower with that"
the guys puzzled..... the managers mouth drops open
kid says "well I figured your weekends fucked now,you might as well mow the lawn"