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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    Husband store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman
    may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
    description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
    the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
    choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
    the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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    Moderator Array Shovelhead's Avatar
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    Which floor would I be on.......
    Hmmmmm..... Fifth floor for sure
    As merchandise that is

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    Formerly kanelupis Array CanaganD's Avatar
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    Hell YEAH! Damn, that's funny!

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    so so true ,, but if you are good in bed they will always stay

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    never heard of the girl's verison..
    awesome post.
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    'Busa girls, God love 'em Array Argyle's Avatar
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    yessss so true

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    Can't debate the logic of those statements.
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