A young man goes into the Job Centre in St. John's and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this", he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files and replies:
Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they are ready for
the gynecologist's examination.
There is an annual salary of $45,000, but you are going to have to go to Clarenville. That's about 180 km from here.
"Jayzuz, why? Is that where the job's at?"
"No sir - that's the end of the lineup!"