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    Dear Santa

    Dear Santa

    You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shit across the street so many toys he can't even walk in his own house! Don't me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year, I'll fuck you up, I'll throw rocks at those stipid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to hike back to the fucking North Pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you can find out how BAD I can be, you fat cocksucker!


    Little Johnny

    Merry Christmas everybody,

    Last edited by Slugo; 12-23-2002 at 11:53 AM.

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    lol, that's pretty funny, but Inferno posted that one on the 12th
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    well i missed inferno's post

    rofl :P

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    hehehe....funny even if u have seen it.
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