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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    Out of Office replies

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
    to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
    office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at

    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain
    and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

    4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
    me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your mail will be
    deleted in the order it was received.

    5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
    the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
    unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
    sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
    how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

    7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
    You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
    approximately 19 weeks.

    8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
    PC for my response.

    9. I've run away to join a different circus.

    10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
    reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'David'
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Moderator Array CHIA's Avatar
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    There are days when I really wish I could leave one of those.....

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    Registered User Array SpideRider's Avatar
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    Most days I wish I could.
    Actually, I'd rather deal with e-mail, instead of some of the absolutely, incomprehensibly stupid phone calls I get.
    Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
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    TGIF...Toes Go In First Array firefox's Avatar
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    Then - '06 F4i, now - Yamaha FZ6R
    Now those are funny!! I think I'll use #7 tomorrow!!!
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