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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    Greece vs Italy

    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says,"Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics" The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire " And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the

    With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

    The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Q: in Greece, how do they seperate the men from the boys?
    A: with a crowbar.
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    anyone I can lean against
    You gotta laugh outta me. haha.

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