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    OK, I just started dating a chick and it turns out that she lives in the same condo building as a reliable booty-call. This is a problem for reasons that should be self-evident, even to those that lurk on BCSB.

    For those that don't know, I drive a souped-up Ford Pinto that is heavily raked and has CB radio antennas. There are also burn marks from a prior rear-ender that have not been painted over yet. So my vehicle tends to stand out. There is no where to hide the car when parking at their place unless I want to walk 2 football fields.

    It's only a matter of time until questions will be asked that will be difficult to answer and one or both of them will stop putting up with my crap. Or they get angry and do damage to my rare and classic automobile whilst I am slamming the end and rubbing the sides.

    Has anyone ever been in similar situation? How did you deal with it? Harps, what did you do? I have no intention of only having sex with one chick so don't be lame and suggest that.

    Thanks.

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    3 some.

    Duh.
    Reformatted to fit your screen.

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    And what's wrong with your place? Mom and Dad don't let girls spend the night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mighty Kentor View Post
    3 some.

    Duh.
    Wow! I didn't expect you to help. Thanks man!

    That's a good idea but I'm very lazy sexually and that sounds like a lot of work. More times than not, I can't satisfy one woman. There's no chance for keeping two interested.

    Some good ideas right out of the gate here people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DNAspark99 View Post
    And what's wrong with your place? Mom and Dad don't let girls spend the night?
    That's not helpful, nor especially amusing...

    I never have chicks over to my place. I live in a trailer and it smells like liquor, vomit, and mould.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorvetteBoy View Post
    I live in a trailer and it smells like liquor, vomit, and mould.
    Yeah, again... Sorry bout that...
    Too sexy for this forum.

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    You know Jimmy, usually I am there for you... even that time when you claimed someone put Rohypnol in your drink and dropped you off at Celebrities...

    J_Scott just pm'd me and said one of the said women above is my sister. I thought we had some, at least, basic rules....

    I guess I will now go ahead and break rule #2.

    http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=96453
    Last edited by adam112; 02-08-2008 at 04:16 PM.
    Too sexy for this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam112 View Post
    You know Jimmy, usually I am there for you... even that time when you claimed someone put Rohypnol in your drink and dropped you off at Celebrities...

    J_Scott just pm'd me and said one of the said women above is my sister. I thought we had some, at least, basic rules....

    I guess I will now go ahead and break rule #2.

    http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=96453
    Those roofies really hit the spot.

    Dude, where's my car?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VTR_Rider View Post
    Rent-a-wreck or walk the 2 football fields, why risk it?
    I'm too poor and have bad credit. Good idea though.

    The other problem is the condo is in a sketchy neighbourhood. I am also worried about kids not giving my vehicle the respeck it deserves...

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    take the loser cruiser, you must have change for the bus, right? just return some of the bottles and cans cluttering up the trailer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybo View Post
    take the loser cruiser, you must have change for the bus, right? just return some of the bottles and cans cluttering up the trailer.
    Hmmm...because of the area we are talking about that's not possible.

    People, what about bullshit stories for what I'm doing there?

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    Also, is anyone interested in trading their bootycall in say, Fleetwood, for a bootycall in Langley? Maybe that's the solution.

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