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    New element discovered (Governmentium)

    Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and
    198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
    lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
    because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause
    a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization
    in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
    will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming
    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever
    morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much
    energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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