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    Bad Motherfucker Array thebronze's Avatar
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    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her

    inside to slaughter her, before the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square

    on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,

    and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    Witnessing this, a reporter asks the biker, "Sir, that was the most

    gallant and brave thing I've ever seen in my whole life."

    "Nah, it was nothing really," said the biker, "the lion was behind bars.

    I just saw this little kid in danger, and did what I felt was right."

    "I noticed that patch on your jacket." said the journalist.

    "Yeah I ride with a Christian motorcycle club." the biker replies.

    "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know,

    and tomorrow papers will have this on the front page."

    The following morning the biker checks the paper to see if he is

    indeed on front page.

    Sure enough, the headline reads...
    __________________________________________________ _______________

    Anything You Can Do...... I Can Do Drunker
    "Growin up leads to growin old and then to dying...... And dying to Me don't sound like all that much fun"

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    I don't know if I find that very funny.
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    There was a joke here? All I can see is an avatar... :P
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