I was sitting in the bar in departures at Pearson airport. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down at the table next to Me. I decided because
she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So I decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
I leaned across to her and said the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly
and it shows'
The woman looks at Me blankly. So I sat back and thought up another line.
I leaned forward again and delivered the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at Me with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, I tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at Me sternly and said 'What the fuck do you want?'
'Ah!'' I said, sitting back with a smile on My face. 'Air Canada'