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    Bad Motherfucker Array thebronze's Avatar
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    I was sitting in the bar in departures at Pearson airport. A beautiful
    woman walks in and sits down at the table next to Me. I decided because
    she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So I decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

    I leaned across to her and said the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly
    and it shows'

    The woman looks at Me blankly. So I sat back and thought up another line.
    I leaned forward again and delivered the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.

    Again she just stares at Me with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

    Undeterred, I tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
    motto 'Going beyond expectations'.

    The woman looks at Me sternly and said 'What the fuck do you want?'

    'Ah!'' I said, sitting back with a smile on My face. 'Air Canada'
    Anything You Can Do...... I Can Do Drunker
    "Growin up leads to growin old and then to dying...... And dying to Me don't sound like all that much fun"

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    I like traffic cones :S Array made Man's Avatar
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    reminded me of that old movie where a guy is tripple dating 3 stewardesses and scheduled everything so neither of them know anything. It ends up crashing just as awesomely as hinderburg
    "Honda = Boring, Suzuki = Wannabes, Yamaha = Poser, Ducati = Overated, BMW = Compensating, Aprilia = Insecure, Buell = BCIT business... go faKOffee." - PUREVIL

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