Yeah Max is a family man. More complaining about the price of diapers than the price of......anything. Still likes to argue though.
Ah yes, there is something triumphant about that 10seconds of pulsating orgasmic bliss that ends up in a toddler that shites all over. The cost of diapers is nothing in comparison to the cost of rearing and education, especially when it's compounded by a 50% chance of child and spouse support payments that near the cost of a mortgage.