"ALSO, when i was in there i kept throwing wet toilet paper up at the camera to block the view. They got so mad, they FORGOT to heat up my pizza pops!!! Also, because they made me wait 23 hours, i flooded the toilet a few times to piss them off!!** Had to do something!!!! "
They should have cleaned the camera case with your shirt and then used it to dam the water from coming out of your cell.
BTW You sound like a stupid heatbag who got what he deserved.