Wanderer of the Wastes
ideally you'll want a hardware wallet (ex, https://trezor.io/) for any non-dabbling amount of crypto.so, if ur gonna hodl, how far for security? encrypted paper wallet micro etched on surgically implanted titanium strip and thermite grenade to the hardware, or something stronger?
This sort of device will keep your keys safe and private, and otherwise immune from 'hacking'.
The device can be lost or stolen; it still requires pins and passcodes to unlock your funds, and your access to your funds can restored and recovered to a new device if you 'lose' it.
The only real 'issue' is keeping your seed words safe and secure. There's numerous games that can be played with this, it can likely even be 'hidden in plain view', if you give it the adequate camouflage.