That's funny Joe... C'mon tell the truth, I'm pretty sure the stuff you detailed above is actually done by some guy in a shop. I know you don't like to get your hands dirty.. lol.I use mineral spirits, turpentine, paint thinner...same diff in this case. Cheap stuff from paint dept. at HD, [email protected] Tires and the likes. Clean it as often as you like...the more often the better. I use rearstand, a stiff bristle brush and a catch pan.
+1. Cheap and works excellent. Everything comes off so easy I just use a dollar-store paint brush. Do it outside and put some newspaper on the ground.Get a bottle of Kerosene at Can Tire and a brush, then start scrubbing. Kerosene is safe for o ring chains too.
+1 for Kerosene.It's also recommended to clean chain when the chain is warm, after riding.