"Call 911 right NOW!!! I've been ASSAULTED!!!!"
"If you give me money now I'll stay and talk to you about bikes or whatever you want"
"<complete gibberish> <giggle>" (Martina)
"it's too cold. now it's too hot. " (note, no 'just right..') (anonymous)
"Dude I didn't want to say it in front of everyone but I'd love to ride on the back of your bike..." (whispered) (Rocky)
"(too much to quote here)" (anonymous)
"Why yes, I do have a small penis thats why I ride a large beautiful purple bike.. but I make up for it with absolutely extraordinary oral sex..."
"Why sure girls, I'll take you for a ride, but we're going to have to use a riding arrangement called a 'cory sandwich' one in front, one in back..." (me)
"Dude, hook me up with those highschoolers... especially the one with the facial hardware, that looks interesting..." (anonymous)
there was more, but the hilarity has given me temporary memory loss...
PS. I took some poetic license
EDIT: there's a prize if anyone can link me to the video of the guy that lives in korea that posts videos of him doing everything in his riding gear (eating cereal, sleeping, etc)