December 13th-Butta Chicken YO
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You can be as bad as you want, just don't start whining when the rest of us start up...lol :laughing
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I thought you were bad at being good?
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Depends what kind of points you're looking for. They're like droids - hard to find.
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I'll bring some "APP's" for you..... left over from some years ago..... hang on, I think they might be brownie points? Same thing though.....
If you like I can even redeem them for you.... :rockon
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Sorry all, I'll have to bail (again) on the Buttah... I've gotta work :surrender
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so who's going to ride tonight? Jeff is wanting to come out again...and i'll ride bitch...you know gota get used to being on a saddle again...bike's coming home soon!!! WWOOOOHOOOOO!!!
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Look at the good weather!!!!
I know Skydive and myself will be there...:rockon I might even wear my leathers
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oooh !!! me me me me me me me me !!! I mean, yeah i'll check my schedule and try to free up some time ... If it looks like it'll stay dry i might wear my leathers too. need to break em in still
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so what 6 ish at Timmy @ queensborough?
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Overheard tonight:
"Call 911 right NOW!!! I've been ASSAULTED!!!!"
"If you give me money now I'll stay and talk to you about bikes or whatever you want"
"<complete gibberish> <giggle>" (Martina)
"it's too cold. now it's too hot. " (note, no 'just right..') (anonymous)
"KERSPLASH (giggle)" (Skiela)
"Dude I didn't want to say it in front of everyone but I'd love to ride on the back of your bike..." (whispered) (Rocky)
"(too much to quote here)" (anonymous)
"Why yes, I do have a small penis thats why I ride a large beautiful purple bike.. but I make up for it with absolutely extraordinary oral sex..."
"Why sure girls, I'll take you for a ride, but we're going to have to use a riding arrangement called a 'cory sandwich' one in front, one in back..." (me)
"Dude, hook me up with those highschoolers... especially the one with the facial hardware, that looks interesting..." (anonymous)
there was more, but the hilarity has given me temporary memory loss...
Cory
PS. I took some poetic license
EDIT: there's a prize if anyone can link me to the video of the guy that lives in korea that posts videos of him doing everything in his riding gear (eating cereal, sleeping, etc)
"Call 911 right NOW!!! I've been ASSAULTED!!!!"
"If you give me money now I'll stay and talk to you about bikes or whatever you want"
"<complete gibberish> <giggle>" (Martina)
"it's too cold. now it's too hot. " (note, no 'just right..') (anonymous)
"KERSPLASH (giggle)" (Skiela)
"Dude I didn't want to say it in front of everyone but I'd love to ride on the back of your bike..." (whispered) (Rocky)
"(too much to quote here)" (anonymous)
"Why yes, I do have a small penis thats why I ride a large beautiful purple bike.. but I make up for it with absolutely extraordinary oral sex..."
"Why sure girls, I'll take you for a ride, but we're going to have to use a riding arrangement called a 'cory sandwich' one in front, one in back..." (me)
"Dude, hook me up with those highschoolers... especially the one with the facial hardware, that looks interesting..." (anonymous)
there was more, but the hilarity has given me temporary memory loss...
Cory
PS. I took some poetic license
EDIT: there's a prize if anyone can link me to the video of the guy that lives in korea that posts videos of him doing everything in his riding gear (eating cereal, sleeping, etc)
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2nd.... :laughing
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Best Butter Chicken Ride Ever
Two prostitutes
An Assault
Martina's version of stutter rap (Tell us a story Martina, no wait, I don't have time for language decryption)
and a homeless man who I think raphael convinced to ride an R1, and nice of you to give him 5 bucks to put towards his PRS course.
doesn't get any better, good laughs people, we'll do it again soon.
Cory try and pick up some better talent next time, those two had way to much facial bling for my liking...
Two prostitutes
An Assault
Martina's version of stutter rap (Tell us a story Martina, no wait, I don't have time for language decryption)
and a homeless man who I think raphael convinced to ride an R1, and nice of you to give him 5 bucks to put towards his PRS course.
doesn't get any better, good laughs people, we'll do it again soon.
Cory try and pick up some better talent next time, those two had way to much facial bling for my liking...
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