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This guy gets stopped by a cop and the cop says to him, "Your eyes look kind of bloodshot. You been drinking?"

So the guy says to the cop, "Your eyes look kinda glazed, you been eating donuts?"

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Cop to Motorcyclist: "You been drinking tonight?"
Motorcyclist(Looking over his shoulder): "Why? Do I have a fat chick on the back?"
 

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Cop pulls over a blond and pulls out his penis.
The blond says "shit not another Breathalyzer test"
 

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Cop pulls over a prick burning through a stop sign

Guy: "I slowed down"
Cop: "Yeh but you did not stop"
Guy: "What is the fucking difference, slow down, stop, its all the fucking same"
Cop: "Step out of the car please, sir"
-- Guy steps out and cop starts beating on him with the night stick hard and fast, *THUMP THUMP THUMP*.

Cop: "Now you tell me, do you want me to slow down or STOP!!!"
 
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Boydfish said:
Cop to Motorcyclist: "You been drinking tonight?"
Motorcyclist(Looking over his shoulder): "Why? Do I have a fat chick on the back?"
My personal favorite!:laughing
 

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Boydfish said:
Cop to Motorcyclist: "You been drinking tonight?"
Motorcyclist(Looking over his shoulder): "Why? Do I have a fat chick on the back?"
Definately my favourite as well.
 

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Boydfish said:
Cop to Motorcyclist: "You been drinking tonight?"
Motorcyclist(Looking over his shoulder): "Why? Do I have a fat chick on the back?"

+3 for me. I'm actually hoping I get pulled over so I can try that one.
 
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