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Four brothers left home for college, and they
became successful doctors and lawyers.


One evening, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able
to give their elderly mother, who had moved to Florida .


The first said, "You know, I had a big
house built for Mama."


The second said, " And I had a large
theater built in her house."


The third said, "And I had my Mercedes
dealer deliver an SL600 to her."


The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible, and you know she can't readanymore because she can't see very well. I met a preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. To get the bird, I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the
celebration, Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.

She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay
home; I have my groceries delivered, so I
never use the Mercedes. But the thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people,but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never useit. Thank you for the gesture, just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to
have the good sense to give a little thought to
your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much.

Love, Mama"
 

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WTF!!!
I posted it from my desktop and previewed it before posting!!!
I'll edit it when I get back to the office. Must be a PhillipB improvement at work!


Very strange.... on my mobile: sentences are cut in half and missing. Desktop: as originally posted!:banghead
 

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My 92yr old mother in-law lives with us,and two of my daughters are visiting, as I type. We all had a good laugh, thanks.
 
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