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It's more addictive than Crack!

I've looked at the damn things for 2 days on the internet and spent 10 miinutes on one at F440 and I'm hooked.

I just wanted to let all of you know that I already hate each and every one of you for making this sport possible, and want to complain in advance for what will inevitably cost me a fortune.

You all should be ashamed... This goes triple for you Steve! What kind of bastard lends his bike to someone, knowing full well what's going to happen? You're like those drug dealers that give drugs away to kids for free to get them hooked.

jerks...
 

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well since the duc is down, maybe its time to tard the monster. you could use that fleshy dildo fer axle sliders, and start a new trend. now where's adam's e mote
 

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wait 'till you try one on the steet and you'll understand my signiture:rockon
 

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haha, ya. 10 minutes is pretty standard. welcome, glad to have you on board and see you out there next year!
 

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.....What kind of bastard lends his bike to someone, knowing full well what's going to happen?......
Well, Billy at 5thGear for one. But in my case it took about 15 minutes. Guess I'm a hard case... :D

The first 8 or 10 minutes I was a bit intimidated by the bike. The riding position, the way it kept trying to point out cloud scenes and the early evening moon with it's front wheel, the vibration and all that wallowing in the suspension put me off at first. But he saw that I wasn't quite hooked and sent me out again. 1/2 way through the second session I was passing sportbikes in the turns at will and SCREAMING in my helmet "FAAAACK! ! ! ! ! I GOTTA GIT ME ONE O' DESE! ! ! ! ! !"



..... I've been trying unsuccessfully to find a Motards Anonymous help group ever since. But there doesn't seem to be any since they are all still hooked on mainlining the damn things.... :surrender
 

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damn ... your 'tardin talk makes me really wanna try one .. yet i am scared of the consequences
 

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yep, laps around Boundary Bay on Bills last year got me hooked.. unfortunately a motard doesn't find into my plans right now, but some day..some day.
 

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..... I've been trying unsuccessfully to find a Motards Anonymous help group ever since. But there doesn't seem to be any since they are all still hooked on mainlining the damn things.... :surrender

there is a help group, is the semi-civilized city rides!:rockon
 

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I will second the "Steve is a drug dealer" notion. at the toy run with his motard sittin against a tree, telling me how much fun I could be havin, and to come out and try it just once.....you motarded bastards are just trying to get me hooked to your drugs. They even try and cover up the drug with ride titles like "semi civilized", and "lotsa fun"

so whens the next ride?:surrender ....and more importantly, what can i get for 10 dollars? Sick bastards!!!
 

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I went to the dark side for a while (street-ized XR650R with appropriate footwear). Unfortunately my daily commute is almost all higway, and the little bas'tards just don't do freeway duty well, so I traded to a KTM 950 Adventure.
But the sickness never leaves your blood - I've got some smaller, fatter wheels and ******* all lined up, so soon I'll have a big ol' monster tard.
 

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Motard Crack Pusher.

Pssstt....hey sporty bike kid...wanna try some Motard Crack?....here, try the orange pill....or take your pick of the red, yellow or blue. You'll like it, it's a way of life.:devillook
 

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J_Scott said:
What kind of bastard lends his bike to someone, knowing full well what's going to happen?
Well, Billy at 5thGear for one. But in my case it took about 15 minutes.

the kind who sees dollar signs as you ride off on his bike. hehe. seriously though, i think most motards just love the feeling of converting someone.
 

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I rode my buddy's a few weeks back....man was it a blast. Not sure I'd trade my gixxer for it though.
 

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To all you wanna be addicts...

I rode my buddy's a few weeks back....man was it a blast. Not sure I'd trade my gixxer for it though.
Not sure what colour pill your buddy gave you but like Steve says, you may wanna try a different colour. Different pills give you different high's and once you find the one that suits you're trip, then it's just a matter of time before you need a full time dealer. Since 2002 I'v been taking only orange pills but just recently I have gonne and got me some light blue and yellow ones because in all honsety, I'm getting almost immune...:p
 

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Not sure what colour pill your buddy gave you but like Steve says, you may wanna try a different colour. Different pills give you different high's and once you find the one that suits you're trip, then it's just a matter of time before you need a full time dealer. Since 2002 I'v been taking only orange pills but just recently I have gonne and got me some light blue and yellow ones because in all honsety, I'm getting almost immune...:p
Umm, yea...ok. :rockon Seek help!
 

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Scott what the hell are you doing in here, for foks sakes. I didn't know where you went and then CorvetteBoy says he heard rumours over in the open forum that you might be hanging out in here.

Get your monster riding ass out of here, these people are nothing but bad influences. I am going to count to three......

You guys should be ashamed.

Unbelievable!!
 
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