Apologies for the Tom Foolery - the photo got the best of me...LOL. Love the replies. None of them help a lot, but I appreciate the humor.
And if you have a crappy bike, get theft coverage anyway... Given that my old-model Ninja 250 got stolen... They'll take anything.buy a crappy bike or have theft coverage...your choice....don't bother those stupid little "deterants". its just a bike, if it gets stolen its not big deal if you have coverage...easy as hell to replace.
By the time the GPS gets put to work, ie. tracking, isn't it too late? Would you really want the bike back after who knows what it's been through?
If strata/landlord will allow it, BikeBrace gets my vote.