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wicked_police said:
#1 pick-up line. Ever.


'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'


Works for me every time.
I bet you've tried this one before.
"Excuse me Miss, Im going to have to search you"


Ryan
 
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how about this one. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
 

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you!
 

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I ate old yogurt wanna see?
 

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always works for me

Well, it works about as well as: 'Has anyone ever told you that you look like a hot female version of Willem Dafoe?'
 

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is that willem or william? can u really tell the difference? i mean really ,come on!
 

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whatever, caveman beats all. 'you purdy' *donk* then drag 'em back to the cave by the hair. when they wake up, they'll understand.
 

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"Let's play soldiers: I'll lie down, and you blow the hell outta me!" :evilgrin
 

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Discussion Starter #15
No........... I would use my job as an advantage for anything like that.........

Gawd said:
I bet you've tried this one before.
"Excuse me Miss, Im going to have to search you"

Ryan


I only show the gun if the chloroform doesnt work. That pretty much guarantees 'compliance'....

redDevil said:
Is that before or after you show them your gun? :laughing
 
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