[ODC]

Two bikes are down, didn't see what happened but heard the crunch through my window. Red Duc Monster and black Ninja(?) Didn't look serious but ambys and firetrucks have arrived so somebody must be hurt.

Hope everybody is alright and be careful near that bridge!

 

[Focker]

Wonder if it's one of the dudes my wife tells me she sees doing wheelies daily down the bridge?

 

[Guest]

its hearing things like these that make me scared to get a bike

 

[Guest]

its hearing things like these that make me scared to get a bike

i stubbed my toe on my coffee table ,you should sell yurs .

chipped my tooth on a glass cup one day ,now i only drink from plastic cups

 

[Focker]

I zipped my foreskin in my jeans, now I just wear a robe.

 

[slowzuki]

I shit my pants on the street...now I don't leave the shitter.

 

[bafflebrain]

chipped my tooth on a glass cup one day ,now i only drink from plastic cups

You're sure you did not do that on purpose so you can get gold capped blings?

 

[Spike]

I zipped my foreskin in my jeans, now I just wear a robe.

Was it the frank or the beans?

 

[Focker]

Both, got the beans over top of the frank

 

[Guest]

i stubbed my toe on my coffee table ,you should sell yurs .

chipped my tooth on a glass cup one day ,now i only drink from plastic cups

point taken

 

[Guest]

How'd you get the beans over the frank??!

Har Har! How many guys can watch that scene and not cringe but laugh at the same time? It was on T.V. a few months ago and I watched for that scene but they edited out that quick shot of the "area" and it wasn't nearly as funny.
Anyways, I stopped doing up my fly.

i never laughed. I just cringed