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If you could possibly prefer one over the other...

  • Medium-low speed violent highside at the track

    Votes: 67 51.5%
  • Medium-high speed lowside on the street

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You can feel the bike beginning to get twitchy under you and you are about to go down. Time freezes and you get to choose where and when you go down... so what's your choice?
 

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You can feel the bike beginning to get twitchy under you and you are about to go down. Time freezes and you get to choose where and when you go down... so what's your choice?
Hahaha!! BCSB classic!

If you have the ability to choose your crash you would also have the ability to not crash.

But to answer your question I would choose to crash into an all female sexaholics annonymous meeting with a pocket full of E and a tube of KY in my tool kit.

Jesus H. Christ....
 

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Substitute the E for some Viagra and I'll copy your dream. :D
 

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But to answer your question I would choose to crash into an all female sexaholics annonymous meeting with a pocket full of E and a tube of KY in my tool kit.
SH*T, shoulda made that an option on the poll!

edit - wtfpoll, I didnt want one but it was there and I couldnt get rid of it
 

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I'll take my high speed low side near a brick wall, press the pause button, and move it to a 5kph highside on the track :)
 

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Well, everyone is going the same direction on the track, there are no poles, and there are corner workers so....................I guess that answers that Q.

But if this is my dream, then I'd like it to be at high speed into the most gigantic McDonalds ball room that was ever created, and there's surprises in there. Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Soooo much fun!! Sooooo many colours!!!!

Thank you
 

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I'd like to crash helmet-first, torpedo-style into Oprah Winfrey's fried chicken-filled belly.
 

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Hahaha!! BCSB classic!

If you have the ability to choose your crash you would also have the ability to not crash.

But to answer your question I would choose to crash into an all female sexaholics annonymous meeting with a pocket full of E and a tube of KY in my tool kit.

Jesus H. Christ....
I choose that only switch female sexaholics annonymous meeting, with the All Virgin chapter of the female sexaholics annonymous.
 

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I choose that only switch female sexaholics annonymous meeting, with the All Virgin chapter of the female sexaholics annonymous.
how can they be sexaholics and virgins at the same time? come on joel. besides, virgins are boring, lol.

i'll take the kick off the bike at the track please. 90% chance walking away compared to very sketchy odds on the street
 

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I'd like to wipe out while riding naked and slam into a tree right in front of Jesus. Hopefully he'd put me back together.
 
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I've been dreaming about a scenario like this since my Saved by the Bell days.
If I were Zack, I totally woulda grabbed Kelly's boob while she was frozen.

Oh yeah, violent highside on the street into the back of a truck carrying gummy worms.
 

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I've been dreaming about a scenario like this since my Saved by the Bell days.
If I were Zack, I totally woulda grabbed Kelly's boob while she was frozen.

Oh yeah, violent highside on the street into the back of a truck carrying gummy worms.
oooooooh you said Kelly!! i'd like to highside right into her pink parts!!
 

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I picked 'lowside on the street' cuz if I go down, I'd rather it be directly from my seat ...instead of squeezing in a lil 'air-time' before I hit the pavement. Frankly, I've tried both and recommend neither.
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obviously the track. at the track you're always wearing full gear with back protector!! i don't wear all that on the street unless i am going somewhere far. like what others said, you don't hit no cars and poles on the track!
 

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I've done both, and my track crash was way worse, but only because, on the street crash (actually: crashes), there were no oncoming cars. Had there been oncoming cars, my street crash would have been worse.
So the consensus is in: both suck.
 
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