Haha! Scorp, you lazy bastid!
Ok, well, fuck you. I'm going to the gym to work on my fantastic glutes.
Next week let's meet up with Adam for some cold gin. If you want we can watch the "Faster" DVD at my place and drink the bottle of vodka my GF left behind. I'm not sure if there are nudie bars around here. There might be where you live but I can't park my car in your neighbourhood.
Or shit, maybe we could head to the Sandbar and meet some cougars. A couple years ago I picked up some old hag outta there and for the price of a piece of cheesecake I got my knob finely polished. She even left right after it was over to go feed her cats or some god damned thing. Kits was a fun place to live. I sure miss it.
Let's invite Sheldon21. He can be our wingman.