[CorvetteBoy]

It was a motherfucking long way in this piece of shit arrangement.

Fucking fought with my girlfriend there and back.

Track day rocked though.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Hehehe...glad to hear you made it back in one piece!

I didn't. Broke up with the GF five minutes ago. My trailer is at her place. As you are aware I don't have a tow vehicle.

Would you mind picking it up and taking it to my place with your truck? Whenever you can come down with me is cool. Maybe tomorrow night or something? I'll pay for your gas. It has a 1 7/8" ball.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Was it the Streets or Willows? I've done both and they rock. That little one is pretty narrow, but that bowl you come out of is awesome. Like a huge slingshot. Glad you had a great time. G/F's come and go, but you'll probably not have a chance at that track again.:laughing

Streets. My balls aren't big enough to take the big track on at full throttle. That is one fast track.

I did streets in September as well. While the pavement is the shits, the layout is great. The bowl is cool: increasing radius! I ran streets in reverse for an afternoon abd to do the bowl as a decreasing radius was wild shit!

I was getting pretty sick of all the shitty weather and a track day really hit the spot.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Nice writeup and good on you guys for doing this!

Bummer about the breakup CVB. Nothing like a long car ride on a boring highway to bring out the demons.

We needed some speed man. Would've been cool to get a few more people into it.

Actually, it wasn't the car ride that did us in, it was a lack of integrity. And not on my part if you can believe that crazy ass shit!

As you can see in my avatar, I'm a pretty ugly guy so women are hard to come by...and therefore on. But I think I may have landed a new client today (in between bouts of uncontrollable sobbing), so I think I may be able to afford some hookers to tide me over until I can enter into my next bad relationship.

As always, your concern is appreciated.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

you know your a true troll at heart, when you hijack your own threads.

Harley's suck.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

I think CB has the added lure of his amputee-nubs...

My stub is still 8" of tasty goodness. It was double that before my service pistol went off in my sleep when I rolled over. Remember kids, put it on "safety" and don't store loaded guns in your front pocket.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

That reminds me, lknoil needs to go and click on the "forget your password?" link , I seem to have more time on my hands these days.

Well, I'm a little concerned about what else you have on your hands actually. With you being newly single and all...

I'm in the valley now (unfortunately). We should be out drinking some cheap liquor and getting expensive liquor thrown in our faces.

My close personal friend BlackScorpion may be single as of this weekend as well. We shall see. Perhaps a trip to the nudie bar is in order. Let's take Scott and get him to do something that will disintegrate his relationship too.

The four horsemen of the relationship apocalypse...

 

[CorvetteBoy]

I was going to hold back, but the pure unadulterated testosterone and good advice in this thread has really filled me with holiday cheer and so forth.

So, here it is, offered in the spirit of manly camaraderie. You guys are hilarious, but those T-shirts make my gay-o-meter go off the chart. :/
Friends don't let friends... and all that.

Cory

You ride a Kawasaki for Christ's sake. That's only one step above a Harley on the shit 'o meter. You don't know up from down.

Friends don't let friends be friends with you.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Scorp, it's 4:06! Are you not done pretending to work for the day?

 

[CorvetteBoy]

How often should I change my oil?

Fuckin' troll. Drop dead coolio.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Sounds like someone wants an official Team Troll a t-shirt!

Hey Scorp, can that logo get made into a decal? That would be some good comedy on my bike.

Or on my ex-girlfriend's car...

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Haha! Scorp, you lazy bastid!

Ok, well, fuck you. I'm going to the gym to work on my fantastic glutes.

Next week let's meet up with Adam for some cold gin. If you want we can watch the "Faster" DVD at my place and drink the bottle of vodka my GF left behind. I'm not sure if there are nudie bars around here. There might be where you live but I can't park my car in your neighbourhood.

Or shit, maybe we could head to the Sandbar and meet some cougars. A couple years ago I picked up some old hag outta there and for the price of a piece of cheesecake I got my knob finely polished. She even left right after it was over to go feed her cats or some god damned thing. Kits was a fun place to live. I sure miss it.

Let's invite Sheldon21. He can be our wingman.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Your glutes are big enough, you don't need to work them out anymore.

We should meet up with the rest of the team. I haven't given them their shirts yet...

I've seen Faster and Faster2 about a million times. How about we watch "Torque". At least there's chicks in there....or perhaps "Megaboobs Olympics III"....:eek

I trying to "tone" them.

Hmmm...OK...well, what about these titles?

http://www.xrentdvd.com/category/Anal.1-17.html

You can get back to me about that. I'm off to do battle with the other road warriers. Should be hitting speeds of 5 MPH any moment now...

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Can I be part of the group? I'm willing to give up sex for a week to become a dirty bastard again.

Nobody cares about your sex life. Go fuck chickens for all we care.

We already voted you into Team Troll last month. You know this. You also know that you don't get no Team Troll swag until you admit to being a member in you signature. Bold font you pussy!

Yeah, OK, so Team Troll soiree next week then. Not sure which day though because I'm hitting the gym. I'm getting all buffed up for my next girlfriend. I'm taking plenty of "Weight Gain 4000". With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, its patented formula is designed to enter the mouth, and go directly to the stomach where it is distributed to the bloodstream.

Say it with me:

BEEFCAKE!!!!!


(May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver.)

 

[CorvetteBoy]

OK, Vetteboy - just bought a ZX10 (which I'm gonna ram right up your skinny ass)
I guess our spring trip (trackdays in California) is off now, you little shit...
Jokes aside, you guys are real troopers to go down there
in this shitty weather(or real fucking stupid)
Hope you had a good time.

I can't be held responsible for your errors in judgement Nick. Neither your purchase of a Kawi when you had a perfectly good gixxer nor that terrible misunderstanding in Thailand with the "lady" hooker were my fault.

As for the ZX10, it's best use would be a dildo. And it depends on the track. At streets the liter bikes were getting killed by 250's and 600's. At a track with longer straights you'd have a fighting chance. Maybe...

And I'm the stupid one. BlackScorpion simply relied on my poor judgement.

Seriously, I hope that we can do a trip to a Cali track day next year. Would be fun.

 

[CorvetteBoy]

Happy now?

Actually, in the midst of the misery that I call existence, that did bring me some small sense of accomplishment. Thanks Scott. Thanks for just being you...