You ride a Kawasaki for Christ's sake. That's only one step above a Harley on the shit 'o meter. You don't know up from down.I was going to hold back, but the pure unadulterated testosterone and good advice in this thread has really filled me with holiday cheer and so forth.
So, here it is, offered in the spirit of manly camaraderie. You guys are hilarious, but those T-shirts make my gay-o-meter go off the chart. :/
Friends don't let friends... and all that.
Friends don't let friends be friends with you.