You ride a Kawasaki for Christ's sake. That's only one step above a Harley on the shit 'o meter. You don't know up from down.
Friends don't let friends be friends with you.
Team Troll adventure at Willow Springs
Mmmm'K, so this whole trip was ill-conceived and cursed from the start. Half the team couldn't make it so it was just up to me and VetteBoy to carry out the mission.
Our goal: To make it down to the Dec. 1, 2006 Track Day at the "Streets of Willow" track next to the Willow Springs raceway (near Lancaster, California).
When we planned everything all the way back in November, we did not expect so much snow days before our departure. It was a serious party-pooper.
Originally, VetteBoy was going to drive one of his many cars and trailer his and my bike all the way down to California. I didn't have the time to drive the whole way, so I booked a flight. I was gonna meet him down there.
The first little snag came when it became almost impossible to get my bike over to his house. VetteBoy was leaving Wed, Nov 29th and was going to drive for 24 hours straight with the help of "Trucker's Choice" pep pills.
I was trying to load the bike onto the back of my truck on Sunday night. However all the snow falling made my wooden ramp a little slick. The ice and snow on the ground did not make it any easier. It does not help that the bed of my truck is fairly high up.
I finally gave up and decided to rent a low uhaul trailer on Wednesday morning. I was able to load the bike up and take it to his house, however by the time we had everything strapped down, my front fork seal decided to spring a serious leak. I'm sure the cold and the ratchet straps I was using had nothing to do with it. There was no way they'd let me on the track with that bike, so the bike had to go back. I made a last-minute executive decision to rent a bike down there.
Fernando from Sportbikerentals.com hooked me up with a sweet 2006 CBR 600RR. They were great - more on them later.
Anyways, take the bike back to my house, wasted the entire day. To boot, it was snowing all the time. Vetteboy was delayed because of all of this hassle, which meant he'd have to up his pep pills dosage. Little did we know at the time the crappy conditions that the I-5 interstate in North Washington was at.
Anyways, here some pics of my bike and truck from Wednesday morning...trying to get the ol' gixxer to VetteBoy's house.
Our goal: To make it down to the Dec. 1, 2006 Track Day at the "Streets of Willow" track next to the Willow Springs raceway (near Lancaster, California).
When we planned everything all the way back in November, we did not expect so much snow days before our departure. It was a serious party-pooper.
Originally, VetteBoy was going to drive one of his many cars and trailer his and my bike all the way down to California. I didn't have the time to drive the whole way, so I booked a flight. I was gonna meet him down there.
The first little snag came when it became almost impossible to get my bike over to his house. VetteBoy was leaving Wed, Nov 29th and was going to drive for 24 hours straight with the help of "Trucker's Choice" pep pills.
I was trying to load the bike onto the back of my truck on Sunday night. However all the snow falling made my wooden ramp a little slick. The ice and snow on the ground did not make it any easier. It does not help that the bed of my truck is fairly high up.
I finally gave up and decided to rent a low uhaul trailer on Wednesday morning. I was able to load the bike up and take it to his house, however by the time we had everything strapped down, my front fork seal decided to spring a serious leak. I'm sure the cold and the ratchet straps I was using had nothing to do with it. There was no way they'd let me on the track with that bike, so the bike had to go back. I made a last-minute executive decision to rent a bike down there.
Fernando from Sportbikerentals.com hooked me up with a sweet 2006 CBR 600RR. They were great - more on them later.
Anyways, take the bike back to my house, wasted the entire day. To boot, it was snowing all the time. Vetteboy was delayed because of all of this hassle, which meant he'd have to up his pep pills dosage. Little did we know at the time the crappy conditions that the I-5 interstate in North Washington was at.
Anyways, here some pics of my bike and truck from Wednesday morning...trying to get the ol' gixxer to VetteBoy's house.
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Friends don't let friends be friends with you.
oh no you di'int.I was going to hold back, but the pure unadulterated testosterone and good advice in this thread has really filled me with holiday cheer and so forth.
So, here it is, offered in the spirit of manly camaraderie. You guys are hilarious, but those T-shirts make my gay-o-meter go off the chart. :/
Friends don't let friends... and all that.
Cory
How often should I change my oil?
you know what hurts the most about that Cory.I was going to hold back, but the pure unadulterated testosterone and good advice in this thread has really filled me with holiday cheer and so forth.
So, here it is, offered in the spirit of manly camaraderie. You guys are hilarious, but those T-shirts make my gay-o-meter go off the chart. :/
Friends don't let friends... and all that.
Cory
I went to the god damn effort to hook you up with your soulmate for the measly cost of heated grips.
You are OUT of the tree fort.
Whoa, hold on there buddy! That sounds like a motorcycle question. You're on the wrong site!How often should I change my oil?
Sounds like someone wants an official Team Troll a t-shirt!...those T-shirts make my gay-o-meter go off the chart. :/
Cory
Hi, yeah...were you not made aware of the search functionality of BCSB...How often should I change my oil?
Scorp, it's 4:06! Are you not done pretending to work for the day?
Fuckin' troll. Drop dead coolio.How often should I change my oil?
Hey Scorp, can that logo get made into a decal? That would be some good comedy on my bike.Sounds like someone wants an official Team Troll a t-shirt!
Or on my ex-girlfriend's car...
Nah, I gotta pretend until 6pm tonite. They have card readers that record check in and check out time. Damn futuristic technology!Scorp, it's 4:06! Are you not done pretending to work for the day?
Hell yeah! I've got a high-res version at home. You could even get it made into a quilt.Hey Scorp, can that logo get made into a decal? That would be some good comedy on my bike.
Or on my ex-girlfriend's car...
Or even a mini-skirt/tube top for Cory?Nah, I gotta pretend until 6pm tonite. They have card readers that record check in and check out time. Damn futuristic technology!
Hell yeah! I've got a high-res version at home. You could even get it made into a quilt.
Haha! Scorp, you lazy bastid!
Ok, well, fuck you. I'm going to the gym to work on my fantastic glutes.
Next week let's meet up with Adam for some cold gin. If you want we can watch the "Faster" DVD at my place and drink the bottle of vodka my GF left behind. I'm not sure if there are nudie bars around here. There might be where you live but I can't park my car in your neighbourhood.
Or shit, maybe we could head to the Sandbar and meet some cougars. A couple years ago I picked up some old hag outta there and for the price of a piece of cheesecake I got my knob finely polished. She even left right after it was over to go feed her cats or some god damned thing. Kits was a fun place to live. I sure miss it.
Let's invite Sheldon21. He can be our wingman.
Ok, well, fuck you. I'm going to the gym to work on my fantastic glutes.
Next week let's meet up with Adam for some cold gin. If you want we can watch the "Faster" DVD at my place and drink the bottle of vodka my GF left behind. I'm not sure if there are nudie bars around here. There might be where you live but I can't park my car in your neighbourhood.
Or shit, maybe we could head to the Sandbar and meet some cougars. A couple years ago I picked up some old hag outta there and for the price of a piece of cheesecake I got my knob finely polished. She even left right after it was over to go feed her cats or some god damned thing. Kits was a fun place to live. I sure miss it.
Let's invite Sheldon21. He can be our wingman.
Your glutes are big enough, you don't need to work them out anymore.Haha! Scorp, you lazy bastid!
Ok, well, fuck you. I'm going to the gym to work on my fantastic glutes.
Next week let's meet up with Adam for some cold gin. If you want we can watch the "Faster" DVD at my place and drink the bottle of vodka my GF left behind. I'm not sure if there are nudie bars around here. There might be where you live but I can't park my car in your neighbourhood.
Or shit, maybe we could head to the Sandbar and meet some cougars. A couple years ago I picked up some old hag outta there and for the price of a piece of cheesecake I got my knob finely polished. She even left right after it was over to go feed her cats or some god damned thing. Kits was a fun place to live. I sure miss it.
Let's invite Sheldon21. He can be our wingman.
We should meet up with the rest of the team. I haven't given them their shirts yet...
I've seen Faster and Faster2 about a million times. How about we watch "Torque". At least there's chicks in there....or perhaps "Megaboobs Olympics III"....:eek
I trying to "tone" them.Your glutes are big enough, you don't need to work them out anymore.
We should meet up with the rest of the team. I haven't given them their shirts yet...
I've seen Faster and Faster2 about a million times. How about we watch "Torque". At least there's chicks in there....or perhaps "Megaboobs Olympics III"....:eek
Hmmm...OK...well, what about these titles?
http://www.xrentdvd.com/category/Anal.1-17.html
You can get back to me about that. I'm off to do battle with the other road warriers. Should be hitting speeds of 5 MPH any moment now...
I could maybe get behind, like, a flag...Or even a mini-skirt/tube top for Cory?
Cory
There's too much shit to keep up with in this thread:
1.) I'm not ruining my relationship... She's hot.
2.) Adam, you should still practice masturbating even in the hottest of relationships, it keeps you ready for anything
3.) I want a T-shirt... Can I be part of the group? I'm willing to give up sex for a week to become a dirty bastard again.
4.) I'm down for drinks... work has settled so I can finally get out of this damn place for a change.
1.) I'm not ruining my relationship... She's hot.
2.) Adam, you should still practice masturbating even in the hottest of relationships, it keeps you ready for anything
3.) I want a T-shirt... Can I be part of the group? I'm willing to give up sex for a week to become a dirty bastard again.
4.) I'm down for drinks... work has settled so I can finally get out of this damn place for a change.
Nobody cares about your sex life. Go fuck chickens for all we care.Can I be part of the group? I'm willing to give up sex for a week to become a dirty bastard again.
We already voted you into Team Troll last month. You know this. You also know that you don't get no Team Troll swag until you admit to being a member in you signature. Bold font you pussy!
Yeah, OK, so Team Troll soiree next week then. Not sure which day though because I'm hitting the gym. I'm getting all buffed up for my next girlfriend. I'm taking plenty of "Weight Gain 4000". With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, its patented formula is designed to enter the mouth, and go directly to the stomach where it is distributed to the bloodstream.
Say it with me:
BEEFCAKE!!!!!
(May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver.)
I hear thats what the Ultimate Power Ninja's use for bulking up (as much as asian ninja's DO bulk up..) I like to combine it with a custom training program I call the X-Box High Intensity Training, I have to split it up into a different muscle group per day, thumbs, forefinger..Nobody cares about your sex life. Go fuck chickens for all we care.
We already voted you into Team Troll last month. You know this. You also know that you don't get no Team Troll swag until you admit to being a member in you signature. Bold font you pussy!
Yeah, OK, so Team Troll soiree next week then. Not sure which day though because I'm hitting the gym. I'm getting all buffed up for my next girlfriend. I'm taking plenty of "Weight Gain 4000". With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, its patented formula is designed to enter the mouth, and go directly to the stomach where it is distributed to the bloodstream.
Say it with me:
BEEFCAKE!!!!!
(May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver.)
Cory
Ultimate power: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
You ride a Kawasaki for Christ's sake. That's only one step above a Harley on the shit 'o meter.
OK, Vetteboy - just bought a ZX10 (which I'm gonna ram right up your skinny ass)
I guess our spring trip (trackdays in California) is off now, you little shit...
Jokes aside, you guys are real troopers to go down there
in this shitty weather(or real fucking stupid)
Hope you had a good time.
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