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I got this email in response to an ad in Craigslist for the show!

"My sister and I are TWINS. I am Lisa and she is Michelle.

We would definetely like to be a part of your event!!

We have a very extensive resume and have hosted many bikini contests, competed in contests and been car/bike models at many local events in BC and AB.

We would really like to do both days as EVENT GIRLS!! Also If you need hosts for the bikini contest - we are a very entertaining duo!! The crowd loves us.

P.S. We also have our motorcycle license & are experienced riders.

Contact Lisa at ***-***-**** Photos are attached and YES they are current. Hope to hear from you soon!! :)

Check out our website: www.michelleandlisa.com"
 
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I can't believe the responses we've gotten and I'm glad to be part of the selection and negotiation process :evil
 

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Oh hell yeah... wait a minute, how does that saying go again... "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is"
Uh Huh, you are just saying that because your old lady will beat you up otherwise. I know, it's ok Gas, do whatever you need to do to be able to live through a day without thinking about the TWINS!!! Thor and I are the selection committee plus we are holding auditions as well. You'll be able to see it all on STUNTCHICKSTRYOUTS.COM

PS. Check their website if you want and I can give you their phone number if you want to call.
 

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You know what! You all are F*CKING haters! Just cause you couldn't get something like this to come out to your parties EVER doesn't mean you have to hate it. I'll bring them out, after that it's your job to get em! I know that most you who looked at this thread is running to washroom to grab some hand lotion so don't even try. I'll sell their phone number to the highest bidder. Bidding starts at $50!!!
 

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Where are all the takers? Nobody wants to talk to the twins?
 

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lol..thats too funny.....good work Val
 

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Ahh, the beauty of being a jew. You can make anyone do anything you want! I think that I should go into sales or maybe be a pimp. Yeh, I think that's what I'll do. I used to own an escort agency so I might go back to that. Awesome money, wicked business environment and people love you!
 

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umm...not from what i hear....more like 25seconds.....all over your belly..lol...
 

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they are prolly super superficial.....they prolly dont go anywhere wifthout their gold hoop earings..hahaha
 

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I know I know dont ya just hate gold hoops they're so eighties :laughing I'm a fan of the classic diamond stud earrings myself.
Hoops are back in, anyways...

Why are you hording all this mammalicous goodness to just the stunt forum. This is some open forum shit right here!
 

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how much extra would it cost to stick a thumb up their ass?
 
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