Guy took a swing (out of the blue) at me with a shovel back in Ontario while I was doubling my Mom on my (licenced and insured for street usage) snowmobile. I grabbed the shovel before he connected, fell off the sled, got up and smashed him in the face with it....he was charged with assualt with a weapon, I was 17 and freaked cause he would have hit my Mom= no charges 4 me.
In B.C. the worst thing I've done is caved in a door (Hyudai Pony) and bounced the little bastards face off of the steering wheel for blatantly driving like an idiot. :gun